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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Does this entry come too soon after the one about Hot Carls? I was googling for something else. I swear. That’s when I ran across this page, which is a build-it-yourself manual authored by some dude named “Ron.” I’ve done a little reading now since I’ve found this page, and I gather that top-of-the-line male chastity belts - the ones that you can wear under your normal clothes for months and months at a time without any discomfort, chafing, or odor - can be really expensive. So before you spend all that money you should try one out for a few days and see if you like it. That’s just plain, old fashioned, good sense. I also discovered that the male chastity belt is not just a weird thing that some dudes like to wear. In fact, some wives use the belts to prevent their husbands from masturbating, an activity (according to their testimonials) that many wives seem to regard as a waste of their husband’s time and makes them less attentive. You can build your own starter male chastity belt and it won’t cost you more than the price of an old leather belt, some PVC pipe, and some doo-dads from the hardware store. That’s what “Ron” did. “Ron” made his belt in two evenings, about three hours total standing nude in his garage. This was after plenty of mental planning, of course, which “Ron” says took him hours and hours. I can only imagine “Ron” is referring to the hours he must have spent at his desk at work, industrious co-workers abuzz around him, while “Ron” daydreamt about his male chastity belt plans - Eureka! I could attach dog choker chains to a D ring and run them under my legs like a jock strap! Now that “Ron” has broken a trail and written up this instruction manual it doesn’t sound that hard to make one either, I mean, if you’re a DIYer and everything.

Brian 10:05 PM

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