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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

You know I’m into herbs, right? That’s how I know that there’s a lot of misinformation out there surrounding the proper use of medicinal herbs. What’s worse, the people who work in those stores that sell bulk herbs usually don’t even know how to use them effectively, or, at best, they’ve just read like some dumb books or something. And if you’re buying your herbal products over the internet, like from an e-mail you got, or from some ad in the back of a porno magazine or something, you know you can’t trust the seller for good herb information! Well, now you can check the seller’s herbalism claims here. I’ve spent years experimenting with and reading about herbalism and I’ve typed out for you a lexicon below listing a few popular herbs and what they’re properly used for: Juniper: This is the plant that gives gin its characteristic taste, and also is the cause of “gin madness,” which people get if they drink gin on a regular basis over a period of time. Gin madness makes people just a little bit weird - almost not weird enough not to notice, that is, if you didn’t know about gin madness. Tibetans burned this plant to fumigate burial shrines as part of a ritual purification. A tincture of the berries applied topically can be used to enlarge your penis. Pau d’ arco: For hundreds of years, South American herbalists have used the inner bark of this Amazonian tree to treat a variety of ailments. There was even some scientific trials testing pau d’ arco as a immune system strengthener to combat cancer but the side effects were considered too severe. Some herbalists maintain that this herb, brewed into a tea and drank in small quantities, will enhance male performance and make guys’ penises bigger. Yohimbe: The main ingredient in “Super Cum pills,” yohimbe is considered by many internet herbalists to be a “powerhouse” herb. Caution should be exercised in the use of yohimbe because it increases blood pressure. Yohimbe is a nootropic drug, which means that it makes people more mentally active. It’s also a common ingredient in products used to enhance male virility. Yohimbe has the added benefit of enlargening the user’s penis. Sage: That’s right, a kitchen herb! According to Greek legend, the medicinal benefits of sage were discovered by the hero Cadmus. Most people just gargle sage in water. Some people say a sage rinse will help control lice. Modern internet herbalists however agree that as a compress or salve applied overnight, sage may be used to make guys’ wangs bigger. Sweet brier: High in vitamin C, sweet brier is used heavily in Middle Eastern foods as well in the creation of perfumes. This herb also goes by the name “rose hips” and can be eaten raw as a dewormer. If you’re a dude and want a bigger weiner, try a smoothy that includes this herb! Milk Thistle: Years ago, the use of this herb was a common method to stimulate the spleen and also was a household remedy for bad digestion. The active ingredient in this herb is not easily digested and best absorbed through the skin. This means that if you’re gonna use the small fruits the plant produces as a penis enlargement agent, you’re going to have to rub them on it.

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